I've been immortalised in song! YAY! Absolutely howled with laughter at that JCJ. Brilliant! No, glitter fest has not died down, all carpets, lino and wooden floors are sparkly and I no longer care.
Katy, I have (thanks to daughter's connections) found my turkey crown for Xmas dinner at wholesale price! Result! We'll all eat and I've saved money. Legs are not an issue in my family T4T.
Interesting journey home from work tonight. Drove up the hill out of the village and straight into thick fog! Remember I'm in country lanes here, no lighting and a lot of the way single track with passing places. It's actually easier in the dark as you can see headlights coming towards you. Top speed tonight was 15mph following the left hand grass verge. Although I know that way like the back of my hand, so easy to get disorientated. Once I started down the hill into town it cleared and was fine.
I'm not ready for Christmas, I'm starting to panic, grandchildren sorted, SIL and DIL sorted but what about daughter and son? The most important people? No ideas, no clues, time running out, what am I going to do?
Forgot to say: Hope your plumber gets your water sorted quickly, T4T,
and KTC, 2 months without getting your mammo results is probably a good sign - maybe worth checking though? Perhaps they just couldn't bring themselves to put in writing that you are NORMAL?? *sniggers*
Had *that* class again this afternoon and I actually feel I'm starting to win them round. I've allowed them to earn whole class reward minutes every time they're all doing the right thing. They got to cash in 43 minutes this afternoon on activities of their choosing (within reason!). It started off badly with a couple of the boys throwing pens again but some of the ones who usually join in were picking them up and putting them away!! I think they're realising that actually it's pretty tiresome!! Small steps, but I feel I'm getting there (without any sensible strategies from her in charge!!) No doubt it'll be back to square 1 after 2 weeks holiday?!
Day 16: The next verse of OISNC
For she is our Southern Ferret
Day by day, more Foxy she grew;
She was racing like a demon
Tiaras and smiles, as along she flew
And the glitter makes her mad,
Disinfectant makes her glad.
Our hot water system decided to throw a hissy and flooded the garage last night, so we have no running water at all! Apart from a quick trip to the gym to shower this morning I've waited in for the plumber all day, occupying myself by visiting most of the benches I found a Give Me A Bl@@dy Break bench which hit the spot for a while! The plumber is supposed to be coming to do a quick fix so we at least have cold running water until the part arrives and can be fitted to reinstate the hot water, but it's 4.30pm and I'm on the worried bench....
Anyway, I think my visit to the Give Me A Bl@@dy Break bench must have been noted because my mum just rang to say they'd had a good offer for their house. It's wonderful news as they can downsize and spend more time doing what they want to do rather than enslaved to a big house and gardens And, to add to the 'good things' pot, I am picking my son up from uni tomorrow morning
How has everyone else's day been? An American friend of mine calls Wednesday 'hump day' (how apt for this thread!) so it's officially nearly the weekend now
Am well up for chariot race through supermarket as I only need a LETTUCE, hahaha!!!
Advantage or what???
FF, will be ages looking for her crown..............
Had hair chopped yesterday as seemed to be resembling a bowl, my own fault as I told hairdresser to shorten the sides, when it started to grow, ended up being not a pretty sight!
GS was superly grumpy yesterday, well grizzly.
Was almost late for my appt so had to run, yes, run down the road super, duper practise for race, because I have all the new additions managed it in record time.
21st is fine for me!!
Aaah grumpy, sad times.
tat, fingers crossed for you.
Ali, you having Hump & Dink, Xmas Day??
Realised yesterday have not had any results from mammo, seeing as it was 2 months ago I assume I'm NORMAL??
Way to chase up lynn clinic xx
On the kn***ered bench having just got back from doing the Christmas food shop.Not at Tesco, but the one beginning with an S. Why did no one tell me that I could have had Hump & Dink (yes, T4T, they are camels - see my photo album for one of Dink in her pink jumper!) "help" me.
Don't know what possessed me to do the food shop on the same day as the Christmas lunch at school, but it's done now. Anything I've not got, apart from Turkey, fresh fruit & veg and cream, which I will get from farm shop on 23rd, we can do without. 3 more get ups until THE BIG SLEEP!
I hope the glitter fest has calmed down at your school, FF? (though I suspect not! ). 2 weeks ago, we had an enterprise day where the whole school worked in their houses to make cakes, biscuits, tree decorations and gift tags. Each house of 30+ children aged 4 to 11, had to make all the items, so every classroom had glue, glitter, AND cooking debris all over them. I felt so sorry for the cleaners, and most of the carpets still sparkle slightly!!
Day 15 Carol contribution: verse 2 of Once in seaside Norecambe city
Grumpy came down the M6 from heaven,
With her dogs, the best of all
But their chariot was not stable,
They were destined for a fall
On the floor, they fell so slowly
Dented tiara and knee highs holey.
21st seems a good day for THE race. We can celebrate the fact that the days will start to lengthen again!
Hi Ali. I'm guessing Hump and Dink are your camels? And you're right, it's been AT LEAST a week since anyone opened a conversation like that Mince pie and gin just to your right x
I love the idea of a Chariot race around Tesco. I think Christmas Eve would be perfect, almost a public service to distract and entertain all the stressed shoppers? I know someone who works at my local Tesco, so I might have to leave the area afterwards, but hey, it'll be worth it!
Foxy, I was once at a farm shop collecting my turkey just before Christmas. An older chap in front of me was creating merry hell with the cashiers because his turkey crown didn't have any legs... "what will me mam do without a drumstick on Christmas day?" kind of ranting. The queue and all the cashiers were women and there were many knowing looks being exchanged and quite a lot of tittering happening, poor bloke
I read your thread on the Radiotherapy board, Jill, and promptly ran over to the Sad and Terrified bench! You've been through such an ordeal with all the surgery and reccurrences in your scar and other breast. How have you kept sane? I think I'd be dribbling in a corner after all that!
There's loads of room on the F**king Furious bench - I'm guessing it was designed as an extra large bench because of the sheer demand for it Maybe we should order a Rare Cancers bench too. Not to sit on, but to smash to smithereens when the F**king Furious bench doesn't quite hit the spot
I do hope you have a special Christmas this year - you certainly deserve it xxx
Lavendersblue and tat4tit (love that name) welcome to Benchland.. Sounds as if you have both had a raw deal.
Ali, are you completely bonkers? Chariot race combined with Christmas food shopping? Can you imagine the chaos and destruction? With Hump and Dink too? Actually , it might be fun but it would make the national news Am I ready for that sort of notoriety?
Talking of Xmas food shopping, I am responsible (no, I'm not, no way am I a responsible adult) for buying the meat for Xmas dinner. Went to Tesco today (other supermarkets etc.....) for a turkey crown. They didn't have one, I enquired as to when their next delivery would be and was told that they wouldn't be getting any more. WHAT?? Sitting firmly on the "I don't believe it" (said in Victor Meldrew's voice) bench. Not everyone shops early for Xmas and there's still 10 days to go!!
Perhaps all their deliveries next week will be Easter eggs?
Chariot race date? I was going to suggest Xmas Eve but maybe that's a bit too late for Xmas shopping (especially if you want a turkey crown!!) . The shortest day? Now called the winter solstice. I've always believed it to be the 21st but now I've googled it it could be the 22nd. It's either UTC on the 22nd or EST on the 21st and I'm completely confused. I'm just going with the 21st as I've always thought. So......next Monday??
Gives us a few days to nurse the bruises before Xmas
A thought re Chariot Race. Please could we combine it with the Christmas supermarket food shop? It would be such fun, we could put tinsel on the trollies and Hump and Dink could clear us a path to the sprouts and parsnips....
Hello all!! Budge up on the gin bench Tattie, sorry you're having such a rough time of it. Have you met my camels????? (now there's a conversational opener you don't hear every day)
Oooh I'm in one of JCJ 's verses (or should we call them tittyditties? ) so happy
So , Anastrozole and joint pain. Ouchy hip joints. Huh!
Hugs to Grumpy and anyone else who needs one. Can I have a mince pie please?? X
So sorry to hear your results were mixed today T4 T , and that your margins under your arm weren't good enough .
I can't believe that you were misdiagnosed so badly and had to wait so long for treatment , no wonder you need the F**king Furious bench !!!
Although I think mine was growing away for a long while disguised as lymphoedema , from bruise appearing to diagnosis was only 4 months . I thought that was bad enough . As mine was caused by my rads treatment for breast cancer , will you shift up a bit so I can join you on said bench !!! LOL .
I too had a radical mx in Jan 2015 and my tumour was 30 cm !! I kid you not , basically all my chest !! They said they had clear margins but by April I had recurrence in my scar and needed 2WLE to get clear margins again !!
I couldn't have radiotherapy as my AS was secondary ,radiation induced and so I couldn't have any more radiation on that side of my body due to damage to heart and lungs etc.
Hope the MDT comes up with a good plan for you next week . Please do keep in touch and let me know how it goes .
I tried to pm you , but it won't send .
Hugs , Jill xxxx
Now I've got the bad news out of the way, I must get chariot race sorted.
Got some mad twinkly leggings to wear with black bra festooned with tinsel and seqins, tiara and body makeup with GLITTER.
No suggestions as yet for host/starter.......
Joey still wants a studded leather jacket, and Meg INSISTING on pearls and tiara.
Norcambe doesn't know what will hit it!!!!
Have we chosen a date????
They say things come in threes.
(Takes deep breath) as well as my friend who died from bone secondaries, my friends mum died at 91, and another friend died after a massive stroke leaving his wife who had brain surgery 2 years ago and struggles a bit with life. What a f##king AWFUL week....
I have a lot to be Thankful for.
Throw your guilt in the lake T4T. The alligators will fatten themselves up on it and we will enjoy delicious alliburgers! Definitely NO SWIMMING in this lake though. <<hugs>>
Thanks JCJ, I am a huge fan of Benchland and a Pantitivity is perfect! (Oh yes it is!)
My results were mixed today. The surgeon took all of my pectoral muscle and got good margins on the chest area, but under the arm was only 0.5mm. Normally that would mean more surgery to get clear margins, but there is nothing left to take bar the ribs and that is serious and complicated surgery. I will be discussed at the MDT next week (in flattering terms, I hope - I made an effort, painted my nails and didn't bat an eyelid at the surgeon's freezing cold hands) and rads is the next step. It's an odd one as rads for bc can cause angiosarcoma, but that kind of sums AS up really! Then, all they can promise is really close monitoring and I have to very observant for anything unusual. More time on the roller coaster, and in Benchland, for me!
On the journey home I occupied the F**king Furious bench (again) because 15 months ago the tunour would have been less extensive. After a lovely dinner cooked by my daughter, I've been on the G&T bench while my brain unravelled and I may potter over to the Feeling Sorry for Myself bench followed quickly by the Guilty bench for feeling sorry for myself. Or, I might just fire up the chariot and go for a training run....
By the way,we had the vicar do school assembly this afternoon. Theme: Christmas Carols. I struggled to keep a straight face and a professional demeanour when the first 3 carols he talked about were all ones I have 'adapted' (mutilated more like?!)
Welcome aboard tat4tit! I am so glad this crazy thread gave you the chance to have a good, medicinal laugh. It got us all through the sh*t times. Most of us remaining Benchies are through the worst now - just annual check-ups and 'because of your history, we have to investigate' type medical scares bring back the 'demon on the shoulder' from time to time.
Feel free to vent and/or join in the madness, but a word of advice: Be careful how/who you try to explain your hilarity (to) - most 'outsiders' tend to rush for the straight jackets when you start mentioning 'panitivities (panto nativity) on ice dressed as a donkey'. Or virtual diving/synchronised swimming galas. Or indeed chariot races. We've done them all and had a b***** good laugh in the process!
Day 14 Advent Carol
Once in seaside Norecambe City (Not very Royal and Nowhere near St David’s)
Once in seaside Norecambe city,
Stood a lovely camel sled,
With a Benchy wearing lycra
And a tiara on her head
Ali was that Benchy fair,
Hump and Dink her pulling pair.
More verses to follow!
A chariot race, why not? Togas, glittery costumes, tiaras, flashign light shoes and knee high tights? Yep, all kitted out. Might even wear them to my appointment this afternoon Thanks for welcoming me, it's lovely here even if I'm a bit dizzy from lurching between so many benches. Is there a 'Bench of Requirement' a la the Room of Requirement at Hogwarts? Then I could just sit on one and it would magically alter to reflect my rapidly changing moods..
Welcome tat4tit, everyone is allowed in Benchland!!
You def have the hang of the benches and if there isn't one you need, just make it up.
We are a friendly bunch and have even managed to have some meet ups even though we all live at different ends of the country!!
We are about to embark on a "Chariot Race" , a Xmas themed, toga wearing, glittery costume type thingy and ofcourse we have our super sonic, fab chariots.
It is also a tradition to wear tiaras and have flashing light shoes, you are very welcome to join us!! Hope all goes well with your appt.
Off to make my lettuce soup now xx
Is Benchland still accepting newbies?
I can't tell you how many wry and belly laughs this thread gave me over the weekend. I read from the beginning (I like to be organised), but had to give up after about 30 pages of the nearly 500 as the forum doesn't allow us to choose random pages to dip in and out of (next or previous only ). And, let's face it, I had to get off the sofa eventually and do something useful around the house - you can only stretch this cancer patient thing so far... I'd love to know how some of the founders of Benchland are getting on - they created a wonderfully supportive community, as well as providing much needed humor around an incrediby cr@p situation.
I have great need today for the Crazy Sobbing Lady bench, the Denial bench (do I have to order that one?), the Unbelievably Scared bench and, if possible, a 'frequent flyer' pass for the F**king Furious Bench. In one of the early posts, someone put a Phantom Nipple Pain bench up and I'm on that a lot too...
After a misdiagnosis of a lump in July 2014, I received a dx of primary angiosarcoma in the breast in October 2015 and I've been on the F**king Furious bench, nipping over to the Unbelievably Scared and Denial benches ever since. A primary AS is ncredibly rare (less than 0.4% of all cancers in the breast). Surgery is the best treatment and so, although I don't have breast cancer per se, I get to join in the surgery fun and had a radical mx on 26/11 with most of the pectoral muscle removed because (nips back to the F**cking Furious bench) it was growing unchecked for 15 months....!
I have my results appointment this afternoon and need to vent in a safe place or I'll explode! Oh, that puts me on the Guilty bench too because I daren't offload to anyone in my family for fear of scaring them more than they are already... So here I am, hurtling between benches. Anyone else around today?
Five dozen???? And now you are a pie?? What's going on?
Thank you for the yummies, JCJ, was singing along to day 13, silently of course.
Wowee FF, decorated and now have cleaning supplies, happy days indeed!!
Xmas tree now up, I started it, well. removed it from box and YD has decorated, looks soooooooooo pretty,
why can't I do that? Artistic no................got an A for Art at school, was def a fluke.
Can't be bothered making lettuce soup today, it's the "CBA" bench for me, all day!
So sorry about your friend grumpy, so sad, hugs flying your way xx
Re-reading earlier post. Perhaps I should clarify: we are 5 pies not 5 dozen!! (But it was a close run thing!! )
Hooray for the arrival of cleaning products!! Get the next order in now, and it might be there when you need it?? (As if?) Hooray for successful decorating!
Here's the 13th of our advent carols:
Dashing through the place,
In our Chariot race today
Over the streets we race
Laughing all the way.
Belles with boobies bring
To town a wonderful sight
What fun it is to silently sing
A chariot song tonight.
We made 6 1/2 dozen mince pies yesterday. YD is taking 2 dozen home with her today, and we ate 5 between us while they were still warm......they are only small....and delicious! I've put a self-replenishing stack of them in the shed, along with clotted cream and brandy butter (warm the pie, prise the lid off, insert knob of brandy butter, replace lid, stuff into mouth. Bliss!! Help yourselves.
So very sorry to hear about the loss of your friend Grumpy. Hugs coming your way.
Katy - when you posted, I hadn't started. But I did start...... and I finished. YAY!! Chimney breast now papered and looking good. Actually looking b***** fantastic! Only needs new cushion covers now to finish it off although I might consider new curtains and hearthrug. We shall see. Going fabric shopping on Monday for the cushions, yes, I shall make them myself, that way I get what I want.
I've not said anything about school this week but it's been a nightmare! Certain activities have taken place and overtime has had to be done. I don't mind doing the odd 15/20 mins sometimes as on other days I can leave early. Swings and roundabouts. That's fair. But this week.......well.......christmas crafts......hydrogen bombs of glue followed by a nuclear explosion of glitter and I'm fighting a losing battle.
On the other hand, I have finally got the cleaner/disinfectant that I first ordered last May, victory is mine after 7 months. Halllelujah!
<<hugs>> Grumpy (hugs button doesn't work on my tablet, despite the very helpful tech elf's advice!). I hope your friend's family, - and you! - can take comfort from the fact she's no longer suffering. What a sh***y disease this is?! xxx
Just had some very sad news - a dear friend in the village died today, secondaries in bones although no primary was ever found. Her two sons and two of her three stepsons all arrived in time. We all think she hung on until her 2 boys were there...... her husband has got plenty of support from the boys for now, and from the rest of the village in the coming months.
Grumpy (and gutted)
No not lettuce soup.................
Are the mince pies in the shed???? Is there cream?? yum yum, are they hot??? xx
Behind window number 12: a few dozen mince pies (later) and this:
Oh Benchland Belles, Benchland Belles,
Sparking all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In our chariot race today. Hey!
Oh Benchland Belles, Benchland Belles,
Sparkling all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In our chariot race today.
Verse to follow tomorrow!
Oh delly, that's a lot of appointments, hope they all go well for you.
JCJ, fabulous, fabulous, you are in the wrong profession, have a lovely day with your daughter!
Have been superly busy this week, ED has returned to work so have GS 2 days and a couple of hours on Wed. GD had to have two teeth removed because her baby teeth would not fall out, all went well, we were worried because she's a bit of a "jessie"
Bought two new rugs which I was a bit unsure about cause they didn't really match, so big surprise is they look great, woo hoo!! Was going to buy a runner for the hallway but decided on a large rug amazingly it actually makes the hall look bigger so on the "happy bunny" bench.
Have only to buy a lettuce and stuff for soup for Xmas soooooooooooooo no hopefully crazy supermarket shopping for me!!!
Have been waiting now for 2 months re appt about bad lynn, will have to phone on Mon cause am obviously lost in the system, grrrrrrrrrrrrr xx
PS, FF have you started yet?? Tee hee xx
Don't break up til next Friday. But for first time in YEARS we finish at 1pm instead of 3!
YD here this weekend. We've just put up the Christmas tree and will make a huge batch of mince pies tomorrow, so she can take some home with her. She came all the way from Norwich to supervise the placement of 'Pipe Cleaner Man' (pink pipeclener stick man with a small polystyrene ball head and tiny santa hat - she made it at Brownies many many years ago!) on the tree, and then accidently pulled his head off!! Fortunately, she managed to put it back on.
Delly, my 'fat problems' stem from a gallstone (which could be your tummy problem from your description) which I had removed in August - along with my gallbladder. I couldn't eat any fat at all without severe pain and/or sickness. Now I can eat normally but can't seem to have too much fat, probably because without a gallbladder I have a steady trickle of bile but not a store of it to deal with large amounts of fat.
My gallstone was discovered on an ultrasound scan I had "due to my history" when I had 4 'stomach bugs' in 4 months. Try cutting all fat out of your diet (try to keep below 3%) and see if that helps?
Next verse for day 11. Final verse of Oh Holey Tights:
BC has taught us to love one another,
We live by love and our gospel is peace.
Lynn we shall thwart, for the sleeve is our brother.
And in Benchland’s name all guiltiness shall cease.
Great chunks of guilt to the grateful crocs toss we,
With all our hearts we praise BCC’s name.
Christ, is it warm? Then peeling off a fleece we,
Chomp on an alliburger, dancing round the flame.
Chomp on an alliburger, dancing round the flame
PURPLE RULES - but only to those who LIKE it !! Ok, ok, so I'm behind with YOUR and MY posts. Not been well, awwwww, diddums Delly. Now' seerious tum prob, 4 weeks now. I get through 1/3rd a meal and feel sick so have to stop, then feel even WORSE through the 1 hr after. Have had blood and poooooo tests done. Back at docs next week to get results + have appt for UltraSound Scan!! Think he's being very conscientious (am hoping that's ALL), which GIVEN my history is HUGELY appreciated by me.
Have also asked to be referred back to my previous choice of lady surgeon before my move here, to carry on my BOOB RECON-ditioning, as I like to call it !! STUFF the inconvenience of DISTANCE from me to N M/chester. She has such an amazing REPUTATION and after me meeting, I felt I'd be MORE than happy to place my Delicate, precious little body in the hands of. ??
Plus I'm ALSO having to ask for a Ref for a hand specialist. See if I can be helped as oppo to it having to run it's course, before I then have to have finger tendon release and enzyme injections to break down all the crumpled up palm muscles, tendons, connective tissue. Maybe also help me build up the "wasted hand muscles".
Also got appt next week with my knee specialist, dating back to a major, brilliant Anterior Cruciate Ligament Reconstruction 1995, followed by a "Clear Out" arthroscopy 2011. Need another arthroscopy as knee has locked again, preventing it fully extending, so having to hobble/walk with it slightly bent.
PLUS, had eye test 2 wks ago - early cataracts !!!! Have to allow to "ripen" before anything will be done. Don't have a prob with THAT at ALL, easily remedied !! Explained why I'm struggling with both daylight AND headlights. Bummer this Anno Domini biz - innit !!
I'm most "bothered about my HANDS - but, after speaking to my X neighbour, who's the head of the Physio dept. AND also a head lecturer at the MM Uni in Manchester, there may be "possibilities" for me, to help. Can't tell you how much that meant, 'cos all the I/net info was very, very -ve !! Anyway, I'll see what can happen !!
Hey Katy - why has it taken soooo long to realise BAGS are the answer to everything Xmas - "life" even!! hahaheeeee! Another company I'm gonna buy shares in !!
Ohhhhhh - JCJ - Good for you IGNORING my remarks of Salvation Army songs being sooooo INAPPROPRIATE for Xmas. I'm teeeasing you. Do you think I really give a - - - - ! That's T-O-S-S !! Whatever makes YOU and all ELSE on this 'ere GOLDEN thread Happeeeee is BUENO with MIA !! Cappische ?!
Oh Grumpy, what a gawd awfiul time you've had of it up there. whenever Keswick's been mentioned - well, it IS one of my most favourite places. They were calling for volunteers on the rad and I signed up, so should be up there now. But forgot my puddycat !! Can't leave her in the hands of anyone else at the mo' Better than was, but still not 100%, may not be again, Hope NOT. Yeah that's a very hopeful "ohhhh Yes she will". She's also taken to being very demanding of wanting attention AND giving it. when she's not been much bothered the last 3 yrs or so. Hope it's not a sign that she's sensing something !! Anyway please take it that I'm v.v. concerned ref the floods up there. Terribly upsetting for everyone and espesh at THIS time of year. Stupid bloody powers to be, NOT getting rivers dredged etc to AVOID happening AGAIN so quickly. Bloody stupid government duckheads get on my TITS and I don't even have ANY. It's a load of SNOT !!!!!!!!!! and I've had to tone down that language !!
How are your EARS - dear ??!! Both from my above deluge, plus whatever's upsetting them ??
Katy - by "Snowballs" me thinks you mean the DRINK variety yes?? I think I prefer the sound of them so I need an invite. I'm an orphan you know. I got the contact for the local Sally Army to volunteer meal duties for Xmas day. Promised myself I would NEVER have an Xmas or NY like last year. Have since had invite from my last boyfriend and his "Husband" !! for Xmas dindins to make up a four. Am in a bit of a quandry cos I'd geared mesen up to doing something "worthwhile" with it being such an ffffflippin awful day for me with family losses, espesh Mum, as we'd got into the habit of going up to the Lakes for Crimbo's after Dad died.
Listen - I've come up with a poem called "Why Is a PRAWN a PRAWN and Not a Shrimp" ?? What happened to the word "SHRIMP" ?? Such is my most imaginative mind at ALL hours of the morning. I can't give you more details at the mo', because of of potential "copyright" issues. No seriously !! It's all about the diff between SHRIMPS and PRAWNS. Come on, you have to trust me in that it's GOOD witty stuff. Only prob is, I have to keep gettin back to the SEMI conscious state in my 'ED, in order to access IT. It's to do with the diff between shrimps/prawns and what they feed on - sewage pipe detritrous of BLACKPOOL and NORTH WALES, as oppo to the sweet, clean food of ACTUAL "prawns" in other seas !!!!!. It's all based on childhood knowledge of SEWAGE PIPES on the beaches of the afore mentioned areas and "shrimping" with nets !! So I'm NOT making ANYthing up. Have to write it down and then keep it from you all 'cos it's MOMENTOUS in it's importance and significance !! and don't want ANone else pinching my idea !!
JCJ - Hope you get your boiler sorted. Sounds like its a diaphragm that's gone, If it's a COMBI, there are TWO, one between hot water ONLY and Heating ONLY. And then the other that in the Winter, gives BOTH Hot water AND heating TOGETHER, OR just hot water, OR just heating.A three way "DIVERTER" 'I' know what I'm talking about, whether anyone else DOES is a different matter. I HAVE to get my own sorted, in that, if the heating's clicked off on the timer - I can't get HOT water full stop!! .Unless I click heating ON. You understandy ?? 'I' DO.
Don't give up the day job with ref to Carol verses !! But seriously - they're GOOD !! Take no notice of my alter-ego. It has a different coloured SHELL - hows THAT for being "Obscure" ?? !!
Your Xmas school show brings shades of "Love Always" school scenes to me - awwww nice !! So your tums sensitive to fat too. Why's that then in your case.
Back to opticians this morning for a "Dry eye sesh" and advivce + pair of expensive frames that weren't my choice. Lens labs sent me the wrong pair and someone else mine. I'm blond and pale complexion so would I spend two hours in the shop choosing 3 prs of specs, all that have to look bloody brill at what I'm spending on them?? and ONE pair of them NOT to suit me at all. NOT the sage green metallic frames I had sent. Hope they can do something, otherwise I'm gonna blow my top and stomp in the shop. I knew I shudav gone to "SpecSavers" rather than a private little op that's 3 mins walk from me.
I've just absolutely let rip at T*sc*'s, after receiving an email from their bank saying due to my usage . . . Haven't even used thei card for the last 2 years, so told them where to stick their card and that I'm never gonna step foot in ANY of their stores again. Continuing with " I no longer have ANY need to EVER use a T*sc*'s AGAIN when I have other far more superior choices that are also cheaper such as *ldi, Lid*, FrozenwaterLand. You've become too big for your boots. AND if I EVER receive an email from you again, I'll SUE you for breach of my privacy rights "!!!! If you ever used to watch "Grumpy Old Women", that's how I now AM, shuckersofferbaggerflips (that's me mutter cuttering under my breath!!) steam's coming out of my ears.
Speak to you's soon. Keep it up JCJ. Have you broken up now, or Friday should I say??
25 on Christmas Day then? Think I'll plan a barbeque!!
Fantastic JCJ. You should consider a career change.........quite obviously you should be a songwriter
I'm cracking up. I've just checked the weather for the week ahead, it's nice and mild girls, gets a degree warmer everyday....10 today, 11 tomorrow, 12 on Saturday.... Eventually the penny dropped. Oh dear....
Just back from school after a ridiculously long day. Christmas performances all done now though.
Fortunately, I wrote this before today. Here is the verse of Oh Holey Tights that's behind the 10th window!
Led by the light of Katy’s chariot beaming,
With thumping hearts by Eric’s statue we stand.
O'er the girls the sweat is sweetly gleaming,
Now come the women from out of the Benchland.
To The Kings pub we shall make our way
In all our trials BC made us friends.
We know our needs, whose turn is it to pay?
Behold The Kings! Inside there’s cups of tea!
Behold The Kings! Inside there’s cups of tea!
I saw the hugs button and the one next to it (??) but they don't seem to work on my (Hudl2) tablet!
With sincere apologies, of course, to the original composers/lyricists. Here we have the first verse of Oh holey tights:
Oh holey tights
O holey tights! The shoes are brightly shining,
It is the night of our great chariot race.
Long sat the girls in The Station Hotel dining.
Till the dogs appeared and the camels increased their pace.
A thrill of hope the dreary prom rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious form
Tights to your knees! Oh, hear the Benchland voices!
On off with the fleece, “Oh christ, Oh Christ it’s warm!”;
O tights, O holey tights , O tights, o tights knee high
I sincerely hope that no one is offended by my irreverent nonsense. No offence meant. Just trying to amuse!
Shouted with laughter at "O holey tights"! JCJ, you crack me up! Can't wait for tomorrow now.
Glad you can eat everything now, enjoy your Xmas meal.
Katy - decorating...........well............thought about it.........thought about it some more........and no I haven't done it yet
WILL do it at the weekend. Have to or it's going to look awful over Christmas.
Ahha.................JCJ you do have a secret weapon, who needs an extra super, duper exhaust added to your chariot when your bottom obviously will do the job.............thought you would fool us?????? with just your reindeer???? Not a chance! Have still got some marbles left, caught you out!!
Have a lovely night xx
Home briefly before going to nearby pub for staff Christmas meal. I don't have to limit myslef to the most boring thing on the menu this time! Yes, Katy, I can eat normally now, but I get "indigestion" (terrible flatulence ) if I eat a lot of fat. We had a really fatty piece of lamb on Sunday and I suffered all night. No nausea or severe pain, just very very windy!